11/13/2023 0 Comments Wild at heart blu ray review shoutThe plan was perfect except for one wild card: Chuck Norris. For some reason, the target is Miami and his methods are ludicrously destructive and deadly. His ethnicity is unclear, but what is clear is that the guy hates America so much that he’s decided to launch a massive terrorist plot on Christmas (say what?!). 70s character Richard Lynch ( Scarecrow) plays an evil terrorist who is either German or Russian. With that, the decidedly stupid and un-PC slice absurdity kicks off. The whole shebang kicks off with a boatload full of Cuban refugees being murdered for the giant bags of cocaine they were secretly concealing. in front of the eyeballs of trash movie lovers everywhere to cherish forever. It’s a camp classic in need of a larger cult and God willing Shout! Factory’s surprisingly stacked new Blu-ray will get Invasion U.S.A. It deserves to sit on a shelf next to Commando and Cobra as the most ridiculous action movies co-authored by cocaine. A magical mixture of Chuck Norris and the lunatic Cannon Films at their most outrageous and successful, Invasion U.S.A. is one of the most insane, reckless, and explosive action movies made in a decade defined by such things. That being said, there is one slice of Chuck Norris sleaze that should be entered into the library of congress for posterity: Invasion U.S.A. They generally only appeal to viewers these days out of camp value, so approaching them only knowing Chuck Norris as a punchline is probably the best approach. Fair enough, Norris was never a great actor and quite frankly, his films generally ranked at the very bottom of the 80s/90s action pack (yes, even below Steven Seagal…it’s possible). It’s likely that there’s an entire generous of youngsters out there who were mercifully born before the Walker Texas Ranger era (they don’t know how lucky they are) and only know Chuck through the jokes. There are few actors in the history of Hollywood who have become a joke on the level of Chuck Norris. “If you live through this, tell Rostov it’s time to die.” -Matt Hunter
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